When the Professor and I were first approached by the author, Ryan Forsythe, about the idea of recording an original song to accompany his novel, my first thought was... "Oh, like those things that TV shows are based on? Cool." Then when I realized that we'd have to complete our song before the television version of the novel was to come out, I was a bit distraught. I'd actually have to read printed words and imagine things on my own? That sounded like a lot of work. But as I skimmed through an advanced copy of Dick Cheney Saves Paris, looking for inspiration, I realized that this was actually a pretty interesting story. And at the heart of the story was... a TV show! Granted this might not have been the actual heart of the story, but remember... I was just skimming. This particular TV show mentioned in the book didn't have a name, so we dreamed one up and then recorded the theme song for it. We tried to contact Regis Philbin to record the voice over at the beginning of the track, but apparently he has something against either A) Robots, B) Time Travel, C) Ryan Forsythe, or D) Dick Cheney. Lock in your final answer now.

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