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At the request of author Ryan Forsythe, Softer Hobby reunited to record a track for the novel "Dick Cheney Saves Paris." In the novel, this catchy jingle is played before movies, to encourage all world citizens to vote Al Gore's presidency from history. Read the book to learn if the campaign is successful.
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Feeling pain? You want more?
You can have it with Al Gore.
Can't get up from down on the floor?
You'll stay there, if you
Stay with Gore (x2)
And if you are feeling poor,
Landlord kickin' you out the door,
Nothing to do, and now you're bored,
Cuz you can't afford to go to the store or a whore
Blame Gore! (x4)
Tired of war? Want no more.
Too bad, you'll get it if you
Pick Gore. Pick Gore.
(spoken:) This election day, consider this: During his presidency, Al Gore took steps to ensure all the pain and suffering of everyone in the world. So if you are feeling the least hint of discomfort, you owe it to yourself to vote out the presidency of Gore, 43rd U.S. president. Because without Gore, we'd always have Paris.
(with music:) No more Gore! For shore! (x2)
(spoken again:) Paid for by the Committee to Eliminate the Gore Presidency from History.
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